Beanie Guy

Someone that always wears a beanie that is either severely autistic and can only get friends that are teenage boys or is a gay pedophile

Bob: hey watch out it’s beanie guy! He’s a pedo!!!
Ross:yo I’m pretty sure he is autistic

by Random guy that isn’t random March 17, 2024

Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.

Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.

by Tonytoys July 27, 2016

Math guy

chandice's future boyfriend

person 1: is that math guy?
person 2: yeah, that's chandice's future boyfriend

by lvng.ymm September 22, 2021

Guy-kwondoe

A rich man in Texas is very gay and practices the art of the form of martial arts known as guy-kwondoe. He fights other men but not in the typical martial arts way

~signed by a gay man in the yee haw states

Guy-kwondoe : This man practices martial arts. He is VERY friendly with the other men on his team

by SherryCherryBussy July 30, 2022

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

foot fetish guy

Crazy Neighbor That once you invite into your home will suck on the nearest female's foot

Ignore the foot fetish guy over here.

by Pitata October 12, 2017

Tough Good Guy

Someone who is intimating and seems to be set out as the jerk but he really is the Tough good Guy

Beck Oliver from victorious is the Tough Good Guy
Diego from Ice Age is the tough good guy
Illidan Stormrage from world of Warcraft Legion was retcon to be a tough good guy

by The Lloyd November 25, 2019