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Dumber than a box of rocks

My friend has a few goldfish. They're dumber than a box of rocks, she says as they NEVER stop eating!
by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 12, 2022
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Midnight Rock

(Not to be confused with the song "Midnight Rocks" by Al Stewart) Midnight Rock is a music genre that consists of very calm rock music that you would play between midnight and three in the morning while driving on a dimly illuminated and empty highway.
Person 1: "Man, I sure do love listening to Who's Crying Now by Journey while cruisin' down the highway in the middle of the night."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
by MincinMan January 31, 2025
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Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024
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Go Skip Rocks

To go fuck off away from here
"Your little brother Timmy wants to come shoot dice? Tell him to skip rocks. "
"We're busy at school. Go skip rocks over at the senior center."
by NightKnightTonight April 20, 2024
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Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)
That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.
by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022
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War-Rock

Japanese name (Pronounced "War Rokku") for "Mega Man" for Mega Man Star Force (Or Ryusei No Rokku man for Japanese).
War-Rock is Mega Man!? Now I know!
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rock and marty

The show where that one doctor got turned into a banaba
Rock and Marty made me contract T.S.G.V.
by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023
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