an alternative reference book for people whose word definitions are more eloquently stated than those seen in the Urban Dictionary
My submission for "brownback" was more like an actual dictionary entry than any other "brownback" entry found in the Urban Dictionary, but it was rejected, so I instead submitted it to the Suburban Dictionary.
by Snowmageddon! February 14, 2015
People, typically from the suburbs, who visit a satirical dictionary website with satirical definitions and still somehow get offended when a word pokes fun at Republicans or Conservatives.
I love coming on here and seeing any Trump-related post get bombarded with Thumbs Down buttons. This isn't Suburban Dictionary, people
by Boodigolous June 10, 2020
by ThisSmoothCrīmįñæł? May 29, 2020
Hey wassup man! HELP IM INSIDE THE URBAN DICTIONARY HELP ME GOD PLEASE IVE DECIDED TO SEARCH ALOT OF WORDS IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY AND NOW IM STUCK FOREVER
by Backontrack65 July 4, 2022
Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-
Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-
Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 23, 2022
People who take forever to accept or deny your definitions because they're so busy scratching their butts in their momma's basement. Either they take over a year to read and accept them or they won't read them at all and will forget their existence.
by da_wick3d_boi96 September 4, 2018
* Scrolls through Urban dictionary *
"Ugh, this sidebar is making it so I have to scroll forever. What's it even for?"
* Looks to the right *
"Urban Dictionary is Written for You."
"Ugh, this sidebar is making it so I have to scroll forever. What's it even for?"
* Looks to the right *
"Urban Dictionary is Written for You."
by AllICanSayIsViolin November 30, 2022