Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug. The are were a man or woman’s thigh and pubic region meet. The crease on either side of the pubic bone the extends up to the iliac crest of the pelvis. The creases that WWE Degeneration X would chop crossing their arms in a X. A sexy crease that bathing suits and underwear live in.
When she wears skippy bathing suit you can see her D-x. I ran my hands down her D-x while I was behind her.
His D-x is so hot you can see it when he wears low cut pants. I love his six pack and his D-x.
His D-x is so hot you can see it when he wears low cut pants. I love his six pack and his D-x.
by Darthzilla January 31, 2025
Get the D-xmug. emmar is the first name and 'd' is the start of the last;) ..she's the hottest girl and most fecking gorgeous one you'll meet! she's quite shy but can be one loud girl when with her besto's:D she laaaaavs her friends! she's one of 'them' girls that everyone want's to be friends with! she can be a bit blonde at times but thats why everyone loves her! she usually hangs around with girls that are named 'rachael, chloe' and the boys named 'liam&nathan' as there are the 'popular' people to! she's can be one horny girl in bead;) but all the boys love a bit of the 'emmar' <3
liam- woaah i was with emmar d;) last night;)
nathan- lucky cunt save a bit for me?
liam- she never runs out the fiesty biaaatch
chloe + rachael - *laughs* she saves it all for us;)
nathan- lucky cunt save a bit for me?
liam- she never runs out the fiesty biaaatch
chloe + rachael - *laughs* she saves it all for us;)
by heyhoitsjustmeagain August 21, 2011
Get the emmar d;)mug. D Blast /ˈdi ˌblæst/ noun (slang)
1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.
2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.
3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.
— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).
See also: nutstorm
1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.
2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.
3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.
— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).
See also: nutstorm
1. “He didn’t even see it coming—total D Blast to the face.”
2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”
3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”
2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”
3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”
by dinguistics July 29, 2025
Get the D Blastmug. This person is a certified baddie and will have your back at all times. Yeah, they are a poet and kind of emo and wear eyeliner, but they are the best ever fr fr. If you ever need to talk to this person, they are open to it. They care about their friends and family and do not condone mass genocide.
Person 1: "Lillian D has such good music taste"
Person 2: "well- I don't r-really know, but it's a bit emo right? UWU"
Person 1: "Nya~ Yes senpai!!"
*Person 1 & Person 2 cuddle wuddle and sing caramelldansen into the sunset together *
Person 2: "well- I don't r-really know, but it's a bit emo right? UWU"
Person 1: "Nya~ Yes senpai!!"
*Person 1 & Person 2 cuddle wuddle and sing caramelldansen into the sunset together *
by Levi Ackerman's Wife 2000 April 4, 2022
Get the Lillian Dmug. the song for a mastermind
by Mr ilusion5 June 23, 2020
Get the stermness in d majormug. by internet trool June 15, 2018
Get the Dmug.