Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020

Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018

Mississippi Meat Munch

The act of your first cousin giving you a blowjob and right before ejaculation, you uppercut her bottom jaw.

Did y’all here about Jeff, he got a Mississippi meat munch and now he’s in the hospital.

by anonymous October 13, 2023

Yeet The Meat

This is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper to let you know that he is ready to master bait in your butt hole and call you his big black brolic cock. Then while your get butt raped and he'll say your his your fruitin' totin' good and lookin' . Then once you get tired, he will wake you up by saying mouth rape time. Then he will stick his 3,000 foot cock in your mouth. then he will eat your butt corn.

Walter: You wanna Yeet The Meat
Tyrone: Holly Shit
Walter: I just wanna take some pictures
Tyrone: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Walter: The only fucking I want to do is in your ass
Walter Also: throws him in the back of a pickup truck
Tyrone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME.

by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022

on my meat

When a person is on your case

Bro that teacher is is on my meat

by On my meat January 20, 2018

medium meat

Man with little meat. Small pecker.

Blake did no damage with his medium meat.
Shelley laughed at Blake's medium meat.

by Texancooker22 May 26, 2018

Possible Meat

Meatless-less meat, also known as regular meat.

BK Customer: Can I have a possible meat burger?
Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Did you mean Impossible Burger, sir?
BK Customer: no, I want a regular burger if thats possible.
Annoyed Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Fuck you!!

by IMPOSSIBLESALAD December 25, 2021