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Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.
These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.
by Cabgtv December 1, 2020
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Rock-Shocker

Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)
"Holy shit! The way you touched my asshole while rubbing my balls was such a rock-shocker!"
by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014
mugGet the Rock-Shockermug.

Pop rocks

"Holy fuck those pop rocks had my mouth on fire"
by bruhgby January 22, 2018
mugGet the Pop rocksmug.

Rockes

Rockes the owner of a pixelmon server which has been alive for 8 years.

He has a very large penis but is also gay
Rockes: Play MC.Miragecraft.Net

Girls: omg hes so cute and he's gay !!

Guy's: ughh....
by MC.Miragecraft.net February 3, 2022
mugGet the Rockesmug.

Rock Box

When a womens ladyparts come face to face with medusa
You here what happened to Clarise?
Heard she got the rock box
by Dude Rugs March 18, 2014
mugGet the Rock Boxmug.

Wrinkly Rock

slang word used as the image of a man's penis. Preferably the lame, over emotional Caucasian skaters. When grabbed, you feel as if you have a pebble in your hand with hairy skin on it.
Hey, how was last night?

It was fine til he pulled out his wrinkly rock
by from ex girlfriend July 1, 2011
mugGet the Wrinkly Rockmug.

Kid Rock

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc
Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"
mugGet the Kid Rockmug.

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