blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.

Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

Knob fishing

When a girl asks for dick pics in return for her nudes but, instead does not send her nudes.

Chloe is knob fishing.
She is a knob fisher

by Tman654 December 21, 2018

dried fish

A girl/woman with a flat chest; no breasts

"Her chest was as flat as a dried fish"

"Omg so true"

by the.weird.person February 16, 2017

fish yeast

So, fish yeast is another name for a yeast infection.

OMG! My puss itches SO fucking bad! I got a super bad case of fish yeast. Holy guacamole!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

String Fishing

Having the jizz slowly drip down from a persons penis to form a jizz string. You must carefully swing it and say “cast away” as it goes into someone’s or your own mouth.

“Wanna go string fishing at my place tonight?”

by Barrett D. Ben March 9, 2025

Fish in a pot

Derived from the classic Dr. Seuss story 'Cat in the Hat' , a fish in a pot is a killer of fun and joy, one who is stuck up and worrisome in the face of fun, games and adventure.

"You're being a real fish in a pot right now". Trina says to her clingy, overprotective boyfriend who doesn't want her to go out with her friends.

by rheaisqueen October 15, 2020