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fuck bitch

Q: Do you like her?
A: No. She's just one of my fuck bitches.
by yo mamma September 10, 2003
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Mind Fuck

a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general
I was on a carnival ride when suddenly it went the opposite way I thought it would go. I got so confused that I was totattly mind fucked.
by gregoravichqoqoqqq December 16, 2008
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fuck animal

someone that acts like an animal in a disgusting way
by santiago aka fuckface September 20, 2003
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Fucking A Trade

When you make a trade that makes everyone else in the league say "Fucking A!" Phrase originally coined by Oakland A's GM Billy Beane. Applicable in any major league sport, fantasy sports, or to the average fan whose team makes a stupid, or savvy, trade.
KC Royals Idiot: "I just traded Johnny Damon to the A's for two no-name minor leaguers!"

Slightly Smarter KC Royals Moron: "Fucking A!"
by Crew Middle Fork December 1, 2004
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nun fuck

Any person who shows no emotion, no facial expression, and makes absolutley no eye contact during intercourse. They basically just lay there completley dead weight, "not having sex", acting like a total nun about it.
"Dude, how was last with Andy?"

"I cannot believe I had to fake blowing my load, she was a total nun fuck dude."
by x_vacant@hotmail.com March 28, 2008
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laser fucked

to get repeatedly pointed at by your coaches laser pointer during an after game film session. The coach yells during this occurence making the fucking more intense.
dude, i did so bad that game, im gonna get laser fucked on monday.
by Billy Reilly October 25, 2007
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eyeball fucking

When a person looks at your significant other and the intent in the stare is sexual intimacy, oral, dirty thoughts.

Can also be used when one is staring you down in hopes of intimidation. synonymous with mad dogging.
Hey dude, why the hell are you eye ball fucking my chick. Should I leave the room so you can continue staring at my girlfriend.

After the football coach reprimanded the players and made them run a mile, a few of the players began glaring intently at him. In which the coach responded "If you guys keep eyeball fucking me, I will go to your house and donkey punch your mom. Thanks"
by manic cavy March 5, 2009
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