Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
by Wheaters702 October 26, 2022
Get the n/c status mug.In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.
Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
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Get the Brendan N mug.Jaylen is the Jay to everyones Len. He is like gunk to your ears, with the most contagious laughable voice. Although he may judge retarded illogical girls, he still sees the best in them and everyone else. He always thinks he knows it all, however, Jaylen just happens to end up with dumb idiotic groups of people who help him sound like Einstein's IQ was nothing but a fraction to cover up a decimal number. When he is speechless, it usually means he is judging you. But when he laughs, he is still judging you. He has the smile of his father, but a laugh of a penguin trying to flee a supermarket owned by lions. He unintentionally changes his hairstyle, more frequently than his shoes. Jaylen is very understandable and although he may not relate to many original experiences, he "gets it (like your mama would)."
Navah: "Do you know what the word Nigga means?"
Jaylen N: Sighs in disbelief, but then LAuGHS
Jaylen N: "I just saw a semi-truk plow through antelopes."
Jaylen N: Sighs in disbelief, but then LAuGHS
Jaylen N: "I just saw a semi-truk plow through antelopes."
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