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Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach
i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!
by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022
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HAND

"HAND," A shop owner might say to a very difficult customer before they leave.
by ^BobL^ November 26, 2023
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got hands

can catch or fight really well
Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.
by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025
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Andy G Hand Poutine

A masterful mixture of both fresh gravy and clean-cut McDonalds fries (preferrably cold).
Number 18... Andy G Hand Poutine
by Supreme Meme Lord January 3, 2019
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Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."
by Quinterrogator February 12, 2022
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Hands of Christ

Also known as ChristHands,
The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.
"If you want any of my drink make sure you Hands of christ it."

"hey..Oi, ChristHands bitch!"
by loza569 January 20, 2009
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Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
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