pumpin puma penis

a mixture of monster, cocaine, and redbull boiled to 10 celcious an then cooled to slushie consistensy to create....

PUMPIN PUMA PENIS ENERGY DRINK

WOOOOOOO IM SO FUCKIN ENERGIZED !!!!!!!!!!! THANKS TO PUMPIN PUMA PENIS

by ASS CASTER July 15, 2021

Beyblade Penis Maneuver

A stunt typically performed during intercourse, in which a male will spin on his erect penis whilst the aforementioned limb is still in a woman's vagina, The Man Spinning Like a Spinning Top.

Dylan: dude I performed Beyblade Penis Maneuver on my girlfriend last night!
Marvin: what the fuck

by Pete the Feet Man August 13, 2021

buffalo with a penis face

A stupid person, foolish and never understand anything

he thinks 1+1=3, he is such a buffalo with a penis face

by Skadoosh Dude Kung Fu 2.0 August 19, 2021

The Penis Power Slam

The act of taking your unsuspecting victim, putting your dick in her ass, then taking her upside-down and slamming her head first on to the floor as hard as possible.

I gave Samantha The Penis Power Slam so hard, her neck snapped and she went in to a coma for 3 years! When she woke up... I did it again!!

by Pubic Dreadlocks July 9, 2009

Penis Buh-Tuh

the way kobayashi sensey says peanut butter

>_< "why you say penis buh-tuh? go to kobayashi corner!"

by bah bah May 4, 2007

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005

Bent Penis Syndrome

A condition one is born that causes the penis to grow at an obtuse or right angle. The condition can be treated by having a triangular shaped section cut out of you bent penis at the outter side of the bend.

Guy1: Dude, I have bent penis syndrome, what should I do?

Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.

by yenih22 July 9, 2009