beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

Penis enlargement pills

The pills that make women wanna hop on that, and the straitest of men mega gay

Man, I tried those penis enlargement pills and everybody wanted a piece of me

by C O N S U M E B A N A N May 6, 2019

“I like penis”

This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.

Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?

Timothy: “I like penis”

Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY

by Lugs69 January 10, 2022

My Penis Itches

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.

by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021

The Penis Power Slam

The act of taking your unsuspecting victim, putting your dick in her ass, then taking her upside-down and slamming her head first on to the floor as hard as possible.

I gave Samantha The Penis Power Slam so hard, her neck snapped and she went in to a coma for 3 years! When she woke up... I did it again!!

by Pubic Dreadlocks July 9, 2009

Penis Buh-Tuh

the way kobayashi sensey says peanut butter

>_< "why you say penis buh-tuh? go to kobayashi corner!"

by bah bah May 4, 2007

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005