douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!

Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.

by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020

Douche

Someone with a very false, ego-drive sense of self.

Look up finding my republican goddess as an example of a douche.

by Burgeranymous April 27, 2020

Douchebag

A person or People Who Think they are cool 😎 or Dress like Hell.

Hey look at that Douchebag smoking Smoking his little Vape!
Smoking is for loosers,Vaping is for Douchebages!

by Makkyak May 1, 2020

douche bag

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.

le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death

by somethingican May 25, 2020

Douche Dick

A male driver that can’t drive.

Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.

by drappel August 15, 2020

douchebag

a australian slang used to describe a darla of the group who is a dumbo

person 1- d your such a douchebag
person 2- thanks...

by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020

DoucheBadge

DoucheBadge -- noun -- any LEO who thinks they don't have to follow the same rules as regular members of society.

I got a ticket for parking there for 10 minutes yesterday, and yet that DoucheBadge has been parked there for the past 5 hours.

by KilliansGPa October 27, 2020