John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
by badussy2.0 February 10, 2022
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John EEE

Ultimately, your thoughts on John EEE will be influenced by your personal experiences, interactions, and perceptions. It's essential to approach these thoughts thoughtfully and considerately.
Ultimately, your thoughts on John EEE will be influenced by your personal experiences, interactions, and perceptions. It's essential to approach these thoughts thoughtfully and considerately.
by Bro what ohhh Connor Boyce March 25, 2024
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Sir`John

he is a nice person that has really good hair and a nice smile and is most likely lightskin.
#ah that's sir`john, he's so cool
by nyathegoat March 05, 2020
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Johns Island

A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.
Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.
by Dnalsi Snhoj November 27, 2021
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Epping St Johns

Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.
Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him

You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think
by sushimonster271 December 17, 2021
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John Cranford

The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!

Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink

Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!

Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
Wow have you ever met John Cranford! He is amazing
by Christyonne November 21, 2023
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