i like feet

someone who likes feet and licks feet for a job and licks feet all day for a living

mom: go outside

Kid: no can I lick my feet
Mom: ok you can go outside in 30 minutes
Kid:aaahh I got some toenail fungus ewwww!! Now thats i like feet 😋 😏 😌

by SkittelsYTLol November 30, 2020

i met the indian

to have sex after a long period of drought

After a long sexless marriage, I met the Indian.

by Norman Noble February 8, 2015

shiv i git

when you say "shiv i git" in stead of using profanity

saying give a shit

man 1''man have you heard that mike got a gear pregnant"
man 2 "honestly i dont shiv i git"

by omgpwned57pandamuffin April 21, 2010

I AM THE CHOSEN!

said by the shogun himself , Being the chosen is being a fearless warrior who never backs down from any terrifying thing that seems to scare people including things like horror games , horror shows/movies and other things that entice fear into others.

horror game:Jumpscares Cory*

Cory: WHAT THE FREAK!?

Cory the next video: you may think you have won game but you forgot one thing I AM THE CHOSEN!

by The Main man Jay July 5, 2022

I am a Twig

Caleb's state of existence

Caleb- I am a twig

by KyDosTikTok May 12, 2019

I got an email

The most feared sentence starter of every school aged person.

Mom: "I got an email from your teacher today."
Kid: "Fuck."

by JankyNSwanky September 30, 2021

i get around

a song by the beach boys

I get around (Yeah)
Get around round round
I get around (I get around)
Get around round round
I get around (From town to town)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm a real cool head)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm makin' real good bread)
Get around round round
I get around
I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the (round and up and down)
Same old strip
I gotta finda new place where the kids are
Hip (driving up and down the same old strip)
My buddies and me are getting (real well) known
Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone
(I get around)
Get around round round
I get around (From town to town)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm a real cool head)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm makin' real good bread)
Get around round round
I get around (I get around, round)
Get around round round oooo
Wa wa oo
Wa wa oo
Wa wa oo
We always take my car
'Cause it's never been beat
And we've never missed yet
With the girls we meet
None of the guys go steady
'Cause it wouldn't be right
To leave their best girl home
Now on a Saturday night
(I get around)
Get around round round
I get around (From town to town)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm a real cool head)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm makin' real good bread)
Get around round round
I get around (I get around, round)
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Round round get around
I get around
Yeah

by quandledanle September 19, 2023