Mrs. Robinson

One with whom a person engages in sexual intercourse in anticipation of a long-pursued romantic interest finally putting out.

“Sounded like you had fun last night. Was that Becky?”
“Our date isn’t until Friday, that was just me and Mrs. Robinson practicing the Guatemalan Gardener.”

by Karma Sutra March 23, 2020

Mr. Bean

The guy from the Mr. Bean movies.

Mr. Bean just pulled out two automatic pistols that looked like movie props and started shooting at him, that actually wasn't funny.

by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021

Mr Romantico

Act of kissing your old ladies ass after doing something wrong.

Jennifer caught John cheating with Samantha, now he trying to be Mr Romantico by sending her flowers to work.

by RNKMXN November 17, 2023

Mr. Freeze

Whilst receiving head in an automobile, in subzero temperature, instead of letting her swallow, you finish on her face and make her walk home

Subject 1: “I gave that bitch the Mr. Freeze and my kids froze on her face”
Subject 2: “Nice”

by Gigi Mani November 21, 2021

mr money

a sex offender who fiddle with his brother

"mr money stop touching my dick"

by unfunny3 November 23, 2021

Mr. Krabs

A fat jewish tomato that likes booty.

Mr. Krabs thicc as hell

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

Mr. Ellis

A big stupid tree of a band director. He’s funny and dumb. He’s also like 1000 feet tall! Like wtf is up with that shit???

Ryan: hey who’s that big guy??
John: oh that’s Mr. Ellis. He’s the band director.

by whoopsididitagain October 30, 2022