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Life

A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.
by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019
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Life

Life is a test you didn't study for and never even had a class on, but for some reason you have to take this goddamn test which you despise.
Death is permanent sleep while Sleep is just temporary death as an escape
It's also one of those multiple choice tests...son of a bit-
by Queenieisnthere November 22, 2020
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Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it
I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.
by Mo0fin November 22, 2021
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Lie-Life

A person of who's life is a lie
He is a Lie-Life
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Life

What happens to you when you’re busy making other plans
Life Wowey wow wow
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.
by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017
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Life

Life : something we have because our parents got sexually active . Something we have to live until we die . Something we're all getting wrong . Life and society don't go well together . Society taught us that we aren't pretty and that we're "too fat" or "ugly" or "stupid" . Life , the very thing we all have . The very thing that ignorant people also have . They bully you physically and emotionally . Life , the time from birth to death . Life , something most people want to end because of bulling and hurting .
Life: not pretty like everyone said .
by 11-19 September 2, 2017
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