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Friend with Herbal Benefits 

An acquaintance that you hang out with for the soul purpose of smoking their marijuana, often at no financial cost to you. A friend with herbal benefits may even be a person you would despise were it not for their herbal benefits.
Steve: "Yo, wanna come smoke with me and Scooter?"
Jim: "Nah man, that guy's a tool! Why do you even hang out with him?"
Steve: "I don't know, I guess he's my friend with herbal benefits"
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Friend of the Show 

Describes a girl who is not your partner, but a fuck buddy
Someone you only call for sex
I have a few friends of the show at the moment
You see her over there? She is a friend of the show!
She is not my girlfriend, she is only a friend of the show
Friend of the Show by me no english September 5, 2010

best friend 

best friend by menaceboyy October 21, 2009

National Ignore Your Best Friend Day 

You can’t talk to your friend or best friend for the whole day. That means under no circumstances should u talk to your friend!

This day is on October 29
Hey National Ignore Your Best Friend Day

National Girl Best Friend Day 

National Girl Best Friend Day is December 1st. On this day you should show great appreciation towards your girl best friend. Send her flowers, a thank you paragraph, or any other gift of appreciation.
Boy best friend: Whats today?
Girl best friend: Its national girl best friend day silly!

Friend Zone 

A term used to vilify a woman for excercising her right to say no. One day the male gender just decided that if you're friends with a woman or nice to her that she's obligated to date you and if she doesn't she's a horrible person. Women are put in the friend zone too, but society vastly ignores this fact. It's usually guys who go after extremely attractive women, and when they're rejected they think of this woman as shallow even though he himself is shallow for only pursuing women he sees as beautiful or pretty.
Bob: Wahhh! Suzy put me in the Friend Zone!

Joey: Forget her! All women are evil!

Suzy: Excuse me? Not only did I loose one of my closest friends because it turns out they were only pretending to be my friend in hopes of getting in my pants, but somehow this all makes me the villain here?

my little pony friendship is magic 

the greatest show on earth. haters have never seen it. if they've seen it and still hate it, they have no soul. twilight sparkle, applejack, rainbowdash, pinkie pie, rarity, and fluttershy represent everything friendship is. and therefore, magic.
Brony: Omg, My little pony friendship is magic is so legit
Hater: Ew, what a little kid
Brony: Have you ever seen it?
Hater: Ew, why would I EVER watch THAT show?

22 minutes later

Former Hater: whoa...