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Cunt Burglar

A male who grabs a female by their pussy without their consent and starts to finger them, and then proceeds to have sex.
Male: (Grabs her by the pussy)
Female: Oh My god, it feels so nice.
Male:(fingers her)
Female: Oh my god! Ughhhhhhhh!
Male: Has sex with her.

Female the next day: Oh my god what a cunt burglar you were last night!
by W_M_J January 5, 2017
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Cunt wog

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by Racistboy123 April 24, 2021
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Cunt Pills

Some one, or a group of people, have taken their Cunt Pills
making them aggressive,unreasonable, or unlikeable.
"He's had his Cunt Pills today"
by Duckster8 July 20, 2012
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Cunting The Lads

Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.

Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012
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Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.
"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
by CuntMelon April 15, 2012
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Cunt Chunder

A particularly explosive vaginal expulsion - can be blood or semen, but preferably a mix of both.
Damn Sheila, I was up all night cunt chundering!
by The Chunderous Medic December 17, 2011
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cunt spludging

Sexual act in which a females bits are massaged by her partners knee. Usually assosiated with fat girls who have more sweat than vagina juice down there
Fancy a bit of cunt spludging daling? Why yes after I eat this pie deer
by caseone March 26, 2011
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