There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Kick Your Cunt In

To Kick Your Cunt In or Have Your Cunt Kicked In is the act of being severely beaten up, It is a mostly scottish term and is widely used by chavs or neds as a form of greeting if they have taken exception to your presence.

Haw ya dobber,fuckin hell ye lookin' at? Ah'm gonnae kick your cunt in ya bas!

by Modern Cars Suck! February 15, 2005

Bow in your hair

The combination of these words create something you would rather not have in your hair. Saying these four words quickly will reveal a boner hair which would be unpleasant to posses anywhere other than in your pants. Please don't allow yourself to have a bow in your hair.

"Dude you have a bow in your hair."
"Ugh, that's so nasty. I gotta get rid of it now.

by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010

In your bag

Meaning in your feelings; being sad or upset

"I know your girl left you, but why you in your bag at a party?"

by Anonymously hot November 6, 2016

Would you like a X in your arsehole?

Would you like a X in your arsehole? is a very small internet meme started by YouTuber Steven Thornalley (steviet7)
The video was a give-away for an un-wanted code for dagger weapons in the 2009 video game The Saboteur, where he said "Would you like a pair of daggers in your arsenal?"
After which, he replayed the clip, but slowed it down, with the word 'arsenal' sounding like 'arsehole' (as he brought up in an annotation)
This lead to the very unknown meme 'Would you like a X in your arsehole?'
It is also usually said during giveaways by steviet7.

Person 1: Hey, I'm doing a giveaway!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Oh, these controllers
Person 3: Would you like a X in your arsehole?

by danday352 February 17, 2010

sand in your vagina

A person who is overreacting for no apparent reason. One who is acting fussy, or moody. Similar to that of a weenus or other soft spined creatures, having no hard exoskeleton.

Example 1

Hey man, why you are acting like that, I know it wasn't something I said or did, mabey there's some sand in your vagina.

Example 2

Hey man, have you talked to Tippy lately? No, he must have sand in his vagina, because he doesnt want to talk for no apparent reason.

by Tipster Associate August 14, 2014

Sand In Your Eye

A two passenger, lifted, doorless, convertable four wheel drive vehicle that is red in color and greatly underpowered- however very appealing to the eye.

Dude, check out that Sand In Your Eye that's parked out back.

by Victor Creamer January 7, 2011