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bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.
"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."
by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022
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Cheese Wife

Kraft Punk's wife.
Will you be my cheese wife?
(rejection...)
by Frog girls are hot :) June 18, 2019
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wife poaching

In the swinging community, when a couple attempts to coax the female portion of another couple into sexual relations without the consent or knowledge of the male portion of the other couple. This is sometimes refered to as back door unicorn hunting.

Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
John when to the bathroom at the swingers club only to find out that when he returned, a wife poaching couple swooped in and tried to make his wife a cuckcake.
by Axalotal acid July 3, 2023
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Turkey Wife

Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015
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Step wife

Step wife: the second wife of my ex-husband. The step-mom to my kids.
I love my step wife. She is better than the ex-husband!
by HD HO June 26, 2019
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volunteer wife

Volunteer wife

A wife that marries a person for a desired marriage that allows her to volunteer her time whenever she feels like it because she does not have any other financial or domestic responsibilities to provide for the marriage relationship or raise young children. If young children are in this relationship it would be expected that there would be paid caregivers to raise the children so that volunteer wife would have free time to volunteer for any services, functions, or charities she chooses. Volunteer wives seek admiration, status, and power among those organizations they volunteer.
“How does she find the time to help… Oh honey, she married well. She’s a volunteer wife .”
by Cosmic Coordinator May 21, 2018
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Foster wife

A girlfriend that you spend time with but don’t have sex with.
Went to the beach with my foster wife and her kids on the weekend
by MrRm August 16, 2021
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