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Tucker Cucking

1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.

2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."

2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021
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Tucker

Tucker, the typical English name for someone who is born out in the west side of america. Tucker is a go happy kid who wears overalls and a blue plaid shirt. Tucker has three different types of species; Species A is a farmer boy who learned how to drive a tractor at 3 years old and has already said the N word 20 times in his life, Species B is a rich fuck who has parents that own a 2 million dollar rancher out in east Oklahoma, Species C is a kid who is normal and just happens to have the most god forbidden name.
A: “Hey everybody, my names Tucker! I live on a ranch wit my ma and pa”

B: “Oh hey guys, my names Tucker. I live on a farm with 48 acres, and we have ate last 20 stations all costing 20,000 dollars each”
C: “Hey, my names Tucker.”
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Cock Tucker

a guy who identifies and acts as a female.
Laurence is a cock tucker like that Bud Light spokesman, Dylan Mulaney
by totc1 July 18, 2023
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tucker

a guy that likes chinchillas and to run and do things active. but can also be quite lazy and likes to play video games and build stuff in his spar time. he can be annoying at times. all the girls love him and want to date him but he is very choosy and likes funny girls and is willing to devote time to them. he has a great sense of humor and can brighten the room when he walks in. his hobby's are RC cars and minecraft but he would most diffidently pick video chatting with his girlfriend in stead.
tucker is very handsome
by thetank2017 March 30, 2019
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tucker briscoe

a complete douche bag - incapable of pleasing even the nastiest of women

also has an uncontrollable sexual attraction to horses
that freak is such a tucker briscoe
by oscar day November 2, 2017
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Fry Tucker Disease

After consumption of a meal, a period of sweating arises, after that a period of cold chills arises. Dr. internet says your fine.
"After eating that Jets Pizza, my Fry Tucker Disease flared up."
by Ky_guy January 12, 2024
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Pee-Pee Tucker

An obnoxious homosexual male or transgender being who parades in private or public deriving heavy pleasure in the folding of the penis between the legs. Basically, everyone from San Francisco.
Person 1: Did you hear that Terry in the office is a Pee-Pee Tucker? Like that dude, Buffalo Bill, from that one movie. Dancing in the mirror, all tucked down, listening to Donna Summer and shit.

Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.
by The_Master356 July 28, 2017
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