Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing
by TruthInBourbon March 17, 2022
A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021
Todd Watsons come off as being nice at first, but they are really total assholes. And cheap as hell to boot.
They think they know everything, and nobody can do anything better than them. They will also carry a grudge to the grave. They should be avoided at all costs!
They think they know everything, and nobody can do anything better than them. They will also carry a grudge to the grave. They should be avoided at all costs!
And then he went all Todd Watson on me! is what someone says whenever a person completely loses their shit over some insignificant thing.
by twatsky December 19, 2016
"Wow! Jeffrey has got that Todd Todd sauce about him tonight!"
"Check out Jeffrey's outfit and his new car! He's got that Todd Todd sauce!"
"Check out Jeffrey's outfit and his new car! He's got that Todd Todd sauce!"
by jay-stiner October 06, 2021
He saw what you did there.
by T-Rex Todd October 08, 2010
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
Tod hillier class clown, director, con artist, felon, project manager, chairman, founder of WhatsApp, legal officer, runner up, co founder, employee of the decade, lieutenant, landlord, colonel, brigadier general, major, baron, duke, emperor, chief Human Resources officer, head of polias, current Olympian swimmer, former Vice President of chekzslovakia, owner of the largest watermelon, professional regurgitator, Walmart employee, math wiz, ceo and founder of MUNN, prime minister of Newfoundland, creator of the Mickey Mouse fictional character, father of all..., international super spy, world record holder, professional apple peeler, head f*ckboy, ceo of hydrogen, makes a mean bbq rib, founder of discovery channel, head honcho of the Milky Way, pothead, professional soap opera artist, speedrunner, the man when it comes to that, bridesmaid, best man, groom, Former paranormal entity that haunts white hills academy, destroyer of subway and your toilet and mom, world record breaking speedrunner, crafty lil bitch, owner of a holy fruitcake recipe, entrepreneur, first class hogger, V.I.P, inventor of school, presidential elect of Ukrain 2023
by Brad Sheppard November 24, 2021