A stupid idiot who tried to start a soap business and failed. Now he talks about dealing drugs and growing weed
by Peepeepoopoo10385 September 20, 2020
a single universal cleaning solutuion used in place of dish soap, laundry detergent, shampoo, and body wash. Often, its one of those items substitued for the other when the bottle runs out.
Looks like I'm out of laundry detergent, time to get out the man soap. Hand me the shampoo will you?
by soapyguy February 05, 2011
A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.
“Hi Jon Scott”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
by Frederic Bertie February 09, 2024
A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.
Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.
by funnywordsforfunnyppl June 18, 2025
It is a certain kind of soap someone buys that they only use to master bait or do other sexual things.
"HEY MOM!! where is the toy soap"?!?
"your father took it in the other bathroom".
"okay, thanks mom" :)
"your father took it in the other bathroom".
"okay, thanks mom" :)
by oNaTh_6-9_tHaNo June 20, 2010
used to describe someone who uses soap after touching almost everything and anything that is slightly filthy.
"hey im gonna go see if they have any more hand sanitizer"
"why"
"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"
wow dude your a soap-a-holic
"why"
"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"
wow dude your a soap-a-holic
by zerek44 April 18, 2010
A commonly held worldview that we're all the same deep down inside, and that we all strive for the same things. Typically reinforces normative values of right and wrong, yet framed as deep, revolutionary, or unique. Not necessarily bound to watchers of the soap opera genre. Generally, describes people who view everything through the lens of entertainment. Especially commonly held on Urban Dictionary and the internet at large. Usually, cannot be corrected through repeat social exposure, due to the shallow way in which those who hold these beliefs engage with others.
Sadly, many who view the world in this way seem to suffer from arrested psychological development, having the abstract thinking capabilities of an adolescent. "Mom, aren't my edgy, completely vapid opinions unique and cool?"
Sadly, many who view the world in this way seem to suffer from arrested psychological development, having the abstract thinking capabilities of an adolescent. "Mom, aren't my edgy, completely vapid opinions unique and cool?"
Brad: We all want sex deep down inside, right? We're all humans after all, or something. I think Oprah Winfrey said that one, maybe.
Asexual: Suffers in silent agony*
Brad: Say, Asexual, you're pretty cute.
Asexual: No thanks. I'm just not interested in that.
Brad: What are you, some kind of prude? Unless you ride my cock, I'm going to destroy your self-esteem! Nobody will accept you, unless you ride someone's cock!
Asexual: Well, that's the soap opera worldview for you. Repackaging the same tired filth in a kitschier way.
Asexual: Suffers in silent agony*
Brad: Say, Asexual, you're pretty cute.
Asexual: No thanks. I'm just not interested in that.
Brad: What are you, some kind of prude? Unless you ride my cock, I'm going to destroy your self-esteem! Nobody will accept you, unless you ride someone's cock!
Asexual: Well, that's the soap opera worldview for you. Repackaging the same tired filth in a kitschier way.
by just-stop April 27, 2022