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Julia Marcus

THIS CUNT ASS HOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE PROPER FUCKING HYGENE SO HER PUSSY DOESNT SMELL LIKE IT HAS 15 MILLION DEAD FISH LIVING INSIDE OF IT SINCE THE YEAR 1653 AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE WHO THINKS SHES PRETTY BC IN REALITY, SHES FUCKING NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE HAD SEX W A TOAD AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS JULIA MARCUS. EVERYONE I TALK TO DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER, THEY ALL THINK SHES ANNOYING AS FUCK. I CANT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I USED HER BC SHE HAS A BIG FUCKING HOUSE AND I LIKE BIG HOUSES BUT I DONT LIKE HER STANK ASS. SHES SO FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT JUST STANDING NEAR HER GIVES ME FUCKING AIDS. GOOD LORD.
Friend 1: Dude, that girl is kinda fire...
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
by Alliiiiison Smiiiith April 8, 2019
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Marcus

The best boy in the world. He is sooooooo smart and clever. He is very generous and will stop at nothing until your pleased. Marcus's are always nice and amazing best friends. Next time you see a Marcus, buy him a granola bar from the campus shop!
Every one at sac: Who is that amazing kid that needs a granola bar?
Josh: That's Marcus DeMello
by iA nooodlei November 29, 2018
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Marcus

my guy Marcus beatin' my meat for me. Now that's REAL!
by REALasco November 23, 2021
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Marcus

Marcus is a great guy! he is smart and kindfull to all his friends. he does great on school and smiles all the time:) he loves math and other things on school. he is also a helpfull friend you want. if you see him, be his friend! mark my words. he is kind and all stuff... BUT he is very for communsimn. he would do anything to make thw world communismn. he only sees future through the communsimn. that is why you really really should be his friend!
person 1 - oh look! it's Marcus!
person 2 - that got damn communsit
person 1 - can't belive he actually thinks communsimn world save earth and human rase.
person 2 - me neither. I can't even belive he made half the world communistic.
by Borned January 29, 2019
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marcus og martinus

Two hot guys who live in Norway (trofors) and everyone go listen to their songs my favorite song is bae<3 and Marcus is in a relationship with Tea and Martinus is in a relationship with Sofie. So don't try to take them away from us
Hei er du Marcus og Martinus ?
by Tea kristoffersen January 31, 2017
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Marcus

Marcus is a perfect boy that can get any bitches. He has a fat cock and gets Justin’s ex. But he don’t fuck with javi Bc javi smells like shit
Marcus has a fat cock .
by Sdytcffvbb November 2, 2020
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