Empty Chair

Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.

Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.

by JourneyLT November 22, 2019

Cigarette Chair

A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!

Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."

by Pat Ricks March 27, 2021

put on the chair

(To be): to be given the death penalty by electrocution

That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.

by Sexydimma March 20, 2021

chair whiskers

It’s the pet hair that collects on the bottom of the chair legs from sliding in and out.

You have not thoroughly vacuumed if you didn’t remove the chair whiskers . or I could knit mittens with the amount of chair whiskers I have.

by March 30, 2023

chair caterpillar

a caterpillar that eats chair and is extremely extinct

I wish i had seen a chair caterpillar

by computer 911811711611511411131 September 24, 2018

Table with no chair

a table with no chairs you fucking idiot

There is a table with no chairs.

by Zhio March 27, 2022

bedside chair

a chair that sits next to your bed that is used as a bedside table.

All of her money and her work schedule sat on her bedside chair.

by me.urban1 May 25, 2009