shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.

Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.

by Blackchick August 11, 2015

spoonie shadow

He is a rapper on C JAM. Be careful because he will get with your girl even if shes a dyke. Also has a fetish for 12-guage shotguns. He attends Sahali Secondary school and wants to be a rapper, he is white.....

" Spoonie Shadow is the real slim shady"
"i know"

by TheHAters420 December 16, 2015

Shadow Cuck

This is when your female is thinking about the likes of your neighbor Dave or Gerald whilst in the midst of the lovemaking act. Looking in your females eyes and knowing you’re being shadow cucked can lead to instantaneous orgasm.

Greg couldn’t come over and cuck me last night... fortunately Linda was wishing for him and shadow cucked me so I could get mine.

by Shadow cuck May 21, 2019

Shadow people

Mysterious dark beings that are seen resulting from sleep deprivation, hallucinogens (mainly deliriants) or potent stimulant use (such as meth), mental illness, or even possibly an actually real paranormal phenomenon.

I couldn't go to sleep, because the shadow people appeared in my bedroom, and they were scaring me.

by K-Dogg1 August 27, 2019

shadow ninja

He is stealthy, magic, majestic

that horse is like shadow ninja

by kayden omniverse January 13, 2018

Shadow ghosting

The act of partially ghosting someone. One has stopped all communication but continues to watch your stories, tictoks or fb memes

Friend: hey, how's it going with that girl?

Me: got shadow ghosted again

Friend: awe no! Dude, shadow ghosting is worse than getting ghosted!

by Gldskies September 21, 2020

Shadow Karens

An individual who exhibits Karen-like behavior (entitled, obnoxious, complaining middle aged woman, and other similar traits) but does so covertly so as to avoid confrontation.

Last week somebody complained that your beard is too long, and this morning I got a complaint that you were seen accelerating too quickly down the street
Oh sorry, I didn't realize the shadow karens were watching

by AKaleido September 23, 2020