Pizza bandit

the equivalent of a dine and dash for pizza delivery. when you order pizza to 2 houses close by in a close time frame (so the delivery guy comes to the house with both orders in the car), and the delivery guy goes to the first door, and someone runs out and steals the remaining pizza from the delivery car, then he is a pizza bandit.

we came home from the bar and we were hungry and had no money...so we just did Pizza bandits

by pepperoni bandito June 22, 2010

Dunk Bandits

Normally shouted before a basketball game to be inside the gang you must be able to dunk. When passing a fellow dunk bandit you must either smash fists together or hold up your hand and shout DUNK BANDIT !!!!!! at the same time of course you might be able to join if you or pretty awesome at shooting but ball hoggers arnt allowed in ever doesnt matter what size you are you can dunk

DUNK BANDIT Hey Greg nice to see you coming this arvo to traning
DUNK BANDIT yeah nice to see you to bro i am this saturday im just going to dunk it like theres no tommorrow cya dunk bandits brother

by normy123414 September 10, 2012

Lip Bandit

One who can't resist the urge to suck a cock. Your typical lip bandit, tends to be found in both rural and urban areas. Habitats include; public parks, "glory holes," restrooms, and most heavily wooded areas, not with held to national parks. These merciless succubus tend to congregate near a steady bass beat during down time. Should one encounter such a creature most Ex-bandits recommend approaching with caution. These uncouth mammals have a way of always covering their trails.

Person 1: "I caught that goddamned lip bandit you were with at that damned dollar general!!!"

Person 2: " I don't know what you're talking about..."

(Lip bandits are a lot like the Illuminati) See Illuminati.

by AfghaniRage May 11, 2014

bandit mask

verb: when you dip/cover your balls in chocolate. then take your chocolate covered balls and drop them on a persons face.

on Howard Stern Richard got Bandit Masked by Captain Sack. it ruined my life.

by Zach™ July 14, 2005

butthole bandits

getting a bunch of naked guys and turning off the lights, then running around trying to stick your dick in someones ass in the pitch black darkness.
(if you so do this you are a super faggot.)

hey javier you wanna call the guys and play butthole bandits later?

by tymieshu June 13, 2008

Cock Bandit

A person who loves to take cock, especially in the mouth.
Namely a female cock whore or bitch.

"Yeah bitch! You're a real cock bandit! HAHA, take that dick!" - Fred Flinstone

by TheCockBandit November 14, 2009

Cunt bandit

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.

Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009