Dog second

One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.

P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 22, 2021

cat second

One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second

P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 23, 2021

Second ass

scalp

"Shes got a nice second ass on her head"

by mikkelHelmström February 10, 2017

Football Seconds

A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.

The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.

Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.

by @username November 25, 2018

Second Hiney

When your ass is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller ass between your first ass and thighs.

"I'm self conscious in a bikini because it shows off my second hiney"

by BatShitCrazy87 August 15, 2015

Second baseman

A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.

Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”

Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”

by allielovesunicorns January 4, 2019

Second responder

Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.

The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.

by Bourbonstreetguttersnake May 26, 2021