Thanos

My bae, who some people call a purple elephant but he is a cute purple elephant with an amazing jaw line.
Is is amazing because Of his impressive rock collection. FYI he collected them for me!

Thanos is sooooo sexy!

by Da|Boss September 9, 2019

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Barnies brother who got mad at him for being cooler so he decided to show him a colorfull rock collection

MOM LOOK WHAT I FOUND (said thanos) A PRETTY COLORFULL ROCK COLLECTION

by totathefit September 11, 2019

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*snap*

Thanos: *snap*
50% of every person on the planet: oh god oh fuck-

by luukieoost1 September 12, 2019

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thanos is a great big fat rat who goes to maccas every day but now has started to go on lite n easy to loose his fat jelly belly also his nutsack chin is so wrinkly it would look like it came out of a microwave.all thanos is is a confused naked mole rat trying to impress with his sparkley collection of rockssssssssssssssssssssss.

thanos is THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

by soopder piiig4 January 1, 2020

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a drunk prune that goes around kidnapping gals to find the pebbles of the universe for him. After that, he snaps his fingers to kill his only family so he can meet mistress death.

#BETRAYAL

why you grounded?

I'm a Thanos.

by 12121212121212121212 January 3, 2020

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