thanos

a very angry grape with a purple "ruffles" chip stuck to his lip, with a yellow glove, and collects colorful rocks; or a gay ripoff of darkseid.

if the "earths mightiest heroes" couldn't defeat a very angry grape, than marvel is in trouble because thanos be a gay darkseid.

by epic dankness May 12, 2019

Thanos

a big purple asshole who killed people

Thanos is dead

by awsomekid123 May 22, 2019

Thanos

My bae, who some people call a purple elephant but he is a cute purple elephant with an amazing jaw line.
Is is amazing because Of his impressive rock collection. FYI he collected them for me!

Thanos is sooooo sexy!

by Da|Boss September 9, 2019

Thanos

a big purple grape that recently got surgery

Hey ima go to the hospital to see thanos after his surgery

by Gregconroy1 May 11, 2019

Thanos

A purple raisin floating in space with a sparkly oven mit and a rock collection

Thanos is coming for these Jems boi!!!

by Hsjcbsjisnf March 3, 2020

Thanos

When you put your thumb in a girl's vagina and your middle finger in her asshole and then snap your fingers.

I just gave that girl a Thanos last night

by TDia October 12, 2022

Thanos

Sexy Purple porn star who likes to farm and decimate the universe in his spare time

i want to eat thanos' bumhole and take it back with the time stone

by Thanos +shrek offical webpage May 13, 2019