Susan

A Susan is the opposite of a Karen. She is leftist and will go ghetto on your ass as soon as look at you if you say something out of turn.

That Susan just busted open a can of whoop ass on that gun toting redneck.

by RyRyPaprika April 9, 2021

Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

Susan Crawford

WISCONSINITES! HEAR ME!!!

Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

Susan Boyle

The single most sexy lady in the lands

God she's a right Susan Boyle

by Moredoors May 22, 2020

Silly Susan

When a guy has sideburns on his dick

Did u see that guy at the urinal he had a huge silly Susan!!!!

by Beetle!!! March 27, 2022

slimy susan

A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.

Person: “Did you see that girl with Smokey Steve?”

Other person: “yeah that’s Slimy Susan.”

by Coolasthat January 2, 2019

Susanning

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.

You're totally Susanning right now, just chill out in your Mandalay Bay presidential suite.

by skskskskboy September 3, 2019