Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

summer cuddles

'cuddling' with someone but its hot out so you keep a few inches between yourselves to avoid unwanted heat. At most you may be holding hands at arms length.

It was 90 degrees and I don't have any ac so i gave my girl some summer cuddles last night.

by distancerunner7 June 12, 2018

Canadian Summer

When you get 8 inches of Snow

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night

by The Longest February 21, 2015

summer cuff

Someone you date exclusively over the summer

Derek: I want a girlfriend, but I still want to be free to party at school
Joe: Just get a summer cuff bro

by *something sexual* May 14, 2017

Summer Rose

A white cloaked Silver Eyed Warrior that after reading Scattered Petals I would die for. Many theories surround this woman. She is Ruby Roses Mother and we are led to believe she is dead but the golden rule is if there's no on-screen death their is no death.

Me: I would Die for Summer Rose!
Others: Are you okay?
Me: Define "okay"

by ShippingWars March 12, 2019

Summer Muffins

The most polite and ingenious way of saying knockers known to mankind.

"Do you like my Summer muffins?"

by challiam October 2, 2014

Summer H

A amazing person who has great style, you will never see them where the same thing two days in a row. they are so beautiful that the moment you se her your gonna pass out. they most likely play the trombone which is the coolest instrument ever! she is the type of friend that will listens to you and give great advice. everyone has a crush on her but she will only give her attention to one of the many. she will care more about her friends then she does her self. she is one of the smartest people you will meet, both street smarts and book smarts. her favorite season is fall and she loves halloween and ghost. her favorite animal is most likely ducks. all around she is a great and amazing person the most pretty and gorgeous girl you will ever meet.

summer H is an amazing person

person 1 "summer is so hot"
person 2 "I know right"

by Bass 4/tenor 3 October 25, 2022