Stache burn

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.

Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.

by Sass sha J May 15, 2010

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Secht

The most bad ass S4 league player ever.

Hey man, did you see Secht the other day?
Oh yeah, he carried that team of noops to the top.

by Deepthroat. October 8, 2011

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Sneching

The act of snorting a line of semen after ejaculation.

Person 1: "Dude, Trixy is such a skank! I just caught her sneching up Carl's jizzum off the toilet seat in the gas station bathroom."
Person 2: "What the F*#K!?!"

by KBSolutions February 4, 2012

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Stache Tagging

When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.

Froggy went a courting I went a stache tagging.

by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012

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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012

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