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Dirty Shartini

Is when a guy bangs some spoiled snobby bitches ass and blows his load in her butthole. Immediately after she takes a Martini glass and cum farts in the glass until she accidentally shits out the cum out.
Jahmeir was banging Melissa’s asshole the other night, as Jahmeir creampied her butthole, Melissa grabbed the Martini Glass off the night stand and proceeded to shake up a Dirty Shartini for Jahmeir.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024
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Right in the smartie

When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.
Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.

Shit homey you would cry like that too..

Word .....
by Vernale February 5, 2018
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devil's smarties

Tiger Wood's crashed his SUV in California after enjoying too many Devil's Smarties on Feb. 23rd 2021.
by Gord M. February 23, 2021
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she’s sharting her engine

one of those sayings where you had to be there.
“Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

Definitely
by ghyalboss March 3, 2023
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Can I have a box of smarties?

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021
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