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Senior Scholar

Usually a middle aged person who decides to either

1) go back to school to get their ass out of Wal-Mart or some other demeaning job that you acquire by having a minimum education level of a high school diploma

OR

2) want to "enrich" their boring retired lives/spend extra money taking "interesting" classes to pass the time without actually being a matriculated student.

Senior Scholars usually have no idea how college classes work or how to use the university's on line services. Most of them will want to ask obvious questions in an attempt to show off to the younger crowd and impress the idea that they are still "hip" & "with it". Other characteristics include telling stories about 1) when they were in college, 2) their grandchildren, 3) personal stories completely irrelevant to the class topic.
1) "Well I'm 58, a vet from dubya-dubya two and I'm retired now, so I guess I'm a Senior Scholar," (laughs) "Now let me tell you what college was like when I was young. Ten miles in the snow, up-hill both ways.."

2) Senior Scholar: The 46 year old female office worker who wants to expand her knowledge of the population around her by taking a Developmental Psychology class only to use it as an open forum to discuss her 2 year old daughter Mandy's slow progress.
by Undergrad September 2, 2009
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senior sex

When a divorced Grampa decides to get a new girlfriend, they have sex, make babies and that is what we call SENIOR sex.

While doing that, the play football. A.K.A. 69.
Wow, that 20 year old girl geek is having senior sex!
by jobias and aaron September 1, 2006
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Senior skip day

by Hmeysvjr October 20, 2019
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senior citizen

El-Der-LEE
I am sooo old.. I am El-Der-LEE!!
by Russ October 27, 2003
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Senior Barnes

a person, usually drunk, who poops on a paper plate and puts it in an exit sign so that the bulbs will heat up the poop and make it smell more
When I walked out of my dorm room past the exit sign, the ovewhelming stink of poop let me know we had been visited by Senior Barnes
by CHM February 15, 2005
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Senior'd

the act of getting put in a bin head first
"You got Senior'd Bad" or "Lets Senior that gimp!"
by blingdawg February 14, 2006
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Senioritis

A symptom that seniors in high school usually have. It causes them to not try hard in school, skip class and go to the beach as well as think they are better than all of the underclass men. All they are looking toward to is graduation and to finally be in college.
Senior 1 "Should we go to school today?"
Senior 2 "No, I mean we're seniors so let's just skip and we'll go to the beach"

Senior 1 "That sounds like a better idea, besides we're graduating in 5 months"
Senior 2 "Haha, we have a bad case of senioritis"
by Marina Simmity October 23, 2013
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