Sausage Cactus

When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.
Sharon was surrounded by men and completely overwhelmed by the sausage cactus.
by The Legend Seedubbya December 21, 2006
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Sausage Purse

A vulgar nickname for a woman's vagina.
Dude, that hot chick must have a bangin' sausage purse!
by The KC November 24, 2008
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Sausage muffin

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.
When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!
by Canabul Carnz May 25, 2016
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Sausage Warrior

someone who uses someone else's pork sword, generally a homosexual
Adam is a sausage warrior!

stop touching me you sausage warrior

Joel grabbed my pork sword, he is such a sausage warrior
by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010
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Colon Sausage

A term for a bowl movement in which one has been holding in for an extended period of time. It might have been packed in the colon like sausage in a link casing.
by Goin Once May 11, 2010
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Sausage Jacket

A girl who sleeps with a lot of different guys. Someone considered easy/slutty/lucky with the lads.
You remember her...........slept with all those guys in one week.......she was a proper sausage jacket!!
by Embeezle January 02, 2015
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Train Sausage

The remains of a living thing after being hit by a train. The meat remains left behind by a train can resemble ground sausage: therefore, it is called train sausage.
When traversing a zombie-filled subway, stay off the tracks to avoid being train sausage'd.

While travelling the Tundra Express, always mind your surroundings. Trains love to sneak up on you and turn you into train sausage.
by CaptainSteevX November 17, 2012
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