Sausage Cactus

When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.

Sharon was surrounded by men and completely overwhelmed by the sausage cactus.

by The Legend Seedubbya December 25, 2006

Sausage Warrior

someone who uses someone else's pork sword, generally a homosexual

Adam is a sausage warrior!

stop touching me you sausage warrior

Joel grabbed my pork sword, he is such a sausage warrior

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

Colon Sausage

A term for a bowl movement in which one has been holding in for an extended period of time. It might have been packed in the colon like sausage in a link casing.

"Dude, I have to go drop a colon sausage"

by Goin Once May 11, 2010

Noob-Sausage

Somebody that has no idea what they are talking about at all times. They have no idea what is going on around them either.

Lindsay Lohan is a noob-sausage.

by Larry Queen March 3, 2009

Sausage Purse

A vulgar nickname for a woman's vagina.

Dude, that hot chick must have a bangin' sausage purse!

by The KC April 3, 2009

Sausage Jacket

A girl who sleeps with a lot of different guys. Someone considered easy/slutty/lucky with the lads.

You remember her...........slept with all those guys in one week.......she was a proper sausage jacket!!

by Embeezle January 2, 2015

Sausage muffin

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.

When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016