lemon-rig

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.

A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.

Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.

The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."

"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"

"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
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fucker rigged

A prank that has gone terribly wrong and done again with "fucker" quality modifications.
That beer bomb was just fucker rigged
by KITKAT Duck May 09, 2016
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Furry rp oil rig

if you say this please consider suicide
Furry rp oil rig 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
by WhoZ July 19, 2022
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Dirty Rigged

When you are with a partner and you ejaculate into their anus and use the Milwaukee Power Plunger to jam it home.
Did you hear about Jason? He was with a girl and dirty rigged her after getting a rim job and then pounding her in the ass.
by AnonymousMadison6969 June 25, 2022
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PawPaw Rig

A late 90s/Early 2000s pickup that's been maintained and kept clean. A stock old truck your grandfather drives
Keith: Hey, did you see old man John's PawPaw Rig? That things CLEAN.
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ga rigged

ga rigged
ga rigged :V
by aur mkm April 21, 2021
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Driving a Rig

Driving a Rig

Driving a Rig is the act of sexual intercourse to a very large female from behind in the doggystyle position while your underwear is in her mouth.
Hey Bro, I was Driving a Rig in the parking lot last night*
by Byrant Yep May 28, 2024
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