low ready

The state between completely flaccid and erect, typically entered after seeing someone attractive.

Dude, Stacy put me in low ready.

by JerimiahCheslton June 12, 2022

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

Drop ready

Floaters that exist in clouds of life that drop as theirselves and touch ground in there original mature form as the eternal soul of eternal life and live in there one body to pleasure and help all life headed towards forever. Never will drop ready life be able to live to hurt or be able to do worthless scary things to any life . Allways able with drop ready pieces to remember forever what you are and where you need to go and every infinite direction that leads to attractiveness.

Drop ready life comes down to earth to further it's existence and pleasurable purposes including all things from a very slight dislike infinitely to higher and better meanings forever above and forever pleasure 1 to imfinity

by Step all over da space April 25, 2022

Go jim. Be ready when soup comes.

A phrase used when someone refers to going to the gym, mentioned the gym, or otherwise talks about working out. It is nonsensical, and serves to simply confuse the gymbro talking about the gym

Chad: “bruh, I hit a pr wit my deadlifts today”
Dylan: “go jim. Be ready when soup comes.”

by Thattallgirl October 8, 2022

prawn ready

Hank is a brawler in Brawl Stars who is a prawn. In one of his voicelines, he says "I was prawn ready!", which is a play on words for born ready. The Brawl Stars community uses "prawn ready" to describe someone skilled at playing as Hank.

Person: Why did I pick Hank? Because I was prawn ready!

by SuperDuperTrooperCool April 11, 2024

Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

normally used when somebody not associated with the punk/thrasher style wears this style for any particular reason (e.g. your clothes smell of chlorine) without attempting to fit into the style. usually said by the person wearing the outfit either in an attempt to fit in or as a joke.

Chloe: Lookin' sick Max! A couple tats, some piercings and we'll make a thrasher out of you yet.
Max: Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.
Chloe: Maybe not. Go on down and say hi to Joyce. Free breakfast!

by maisieee27 December 31, 2023

i-Ready Learning Games

The only good thing of i-Ready…

“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023