I-ready

A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.

"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.

by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023

money ready

when u got the money to pay the plug

stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th?
plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready

stoner: bett

by lhbkjnjhbuygthjmnhcfgy8 August 19, 2023

Ready or not

Something you say after you finish counting for hide and seek. You don't even think of it as a word, do you? You just say it. Ready or not. Ready or not. Ready or not.

"Ready or not, here I come!"

by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023

I-Ready

This stupid ass fucking website makes anyone wanna snap their fucking neck off of their shoulders. Constantly everyday I just wanna kill myself thinking about this useless as shit. Why the FUCK SHOULD MY GRADES SUFFER BECAUSE THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING APP IS SO FUCKING USELESS.

I-Ready
"Hello Im your therapist, why do you wanna commit suicide?"
"Iready."
"Ill prepare the ropes."

by A nigga gotta live September 13, 2023

I-Ready

A form of torment or torture that gives people stress, anxiety, depression, autism, and adhd. It was created by the government to brainwash kids into liking it and using it more.

my teachers always made me do i-ready, i will never get those hours back. it made me realize how shitty the government is and made me an anarchist

by corageousdefiner739 October 2, 2023

white boy ready

A white boy ready to fuck at a drop of a dime

My ex said she prefers white boy ready guys

by Ain't hard to find July 12, 2023

prawn ready

Being a pro Hank player is being prawn ready

Person1: Why are you playing as Hank? He sucks.
Person2: Because I was PRAWN READY!

by Ilovehanktheprawn April 9, 2024