When someone is so attractive that you don't know whether you want to be them or be on them--a common experience among queer people.
Tegan: Have you seen the person in our gender studies class with the incredible hair and floral doc martens? I can't tell if I want to emulate their style or make out with them.
Leisha: I know, right? A classic example of the queer dilemma...
Leisha: I know, right? A classic example of the queer dilemma...
by Quemma May 18, 2014

From "Faux Queer"
1.The act of playing up to homosexuality for personal gain or profit.
2.The act of implying homosexuality in order to attract attention.
Often practiced by boys bands and male pop singers.
See also: Faux queer,faux bisexual,faux fairy, Robbie Williams
1.The act of playing up to homosexuality for personal gain or profit.
2.The act of implying homosexuality in order to attract attention.
Often practiced by boys bands and male pop singers.
See also: Faux queer,faux bisexual,faux fairy, Robbie Williams
by tit_tassle July 20, 2008

Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.
Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.
Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.
by JERLA March 18, 2010

by m00gininity July 31, 2011

1-(n.)An expression used by homophobic people to describe a homosexual person who is either short or young.2- (adj.) To describe a person who may be a little strange or peculiaror a person who identifies as homosexual. 3- strange, odd or peculiar
1- "Look at that little queer over there, dancin'.", 2- "He/She seems a little queer don't you think?", 3-" That seems a little queer."
by Mrfriendlolo February 11, 2019

1. bad beer with low alcohol content.
2. any strange person.
3. a male homosexual(usually derogatory, resented by the homosexual community, an elaboration of queer)
2. any strange person.
3. a male homosexual(usually derogatory, resented by the homosexual community, an elaboration of queer)
The customers, who were tired of being served queer beer, eventually stopped coming to the tavern for their alcoholic beverages.
by Light Joker June 1, 2004

when your male friend has had to much to drink
and he puts his arm around you and says i love you man
and he puts his arm around you and says i love you man
by kool-aides June 27, 2009
