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Dirty Grapes

When you shove 10 or so grapes in your butthole and cover it with grape jelly then someone tosses your salad, fruit salad in this case and you push out the grapes during the act. Provides a snack to the giver and exiting enjoyment to the recipient.
They were doing a dirty grapes in my living room and got caught, assholes ran into my bathroom an used my towels to clean up!
by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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harry grapes

A large dick that has very harry balls
by Zade murky March 31, 2017
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grape milk

grape milk is when you add grape juice or concentrate to milk. it creates grape milk and either youll love it or will think it's absolutely disgusting with no inbetween
person 1: hey do u like grape milk?
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.
by Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh February 2, 2021
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Grape Water

A group of around 45 people who cycle through crying, being horny and being gay. Only personality trait is that they’re all argumentative. They band together like a pride of lions, thinking they look strong and tough but really it’s quite pathetic.
“Ugh not Grape Water telling everyone how horny they all are again...”
“Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”
by canyonmoonotb December 27, 2020
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Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus
"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."
by Professor New Burger January 9, 2014
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flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants
Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!
by moomoobee March 24, 2017
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Licking the grape

A verb used for someone who performs an action that makes others uncomfortable.
"Dude, my grandpa started doing some innapropro dances at the family get-together yesterday. He was totally licking the grape."
by Zunkalunk April 4, 2017
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