Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019

shoulder butt

Typically a characteristic of the obese, shoulder butt occurs when the Upper Back fat just below the neck and between the shoulders are squeezed together to form a buttcrack. This is not an active Anal fissure, it is merely cosmetic. Though practical storage of some long thinner cylindrical items could be theoretically possible.

When attending the County Fair, always be sure to wear a Backless shirt with only string ties on the lower back, for maximum shoulder butt tanning.

Upon arriving at the movie theater, Clara pulled out the snickers bar that was concealed in her shoulder butt.

by FilthySteve June 2, 2019

shoulder with the kids

The opposite of hip with the kids. Someone might be shoulder with the kids if they're considered behind the times, uncool, lame-o, or droll. They also might be shoulder with the kids if they know what "droll" means without looking it up.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019

Salt on your shoulder

It means very angry

I just lost in fortnite battle royale I could shoot up a Walmart!

Salt on your shoulder much?

by DanielsNan June 2, 2018

popped my shoulder

An alternative way to say you took a shit

Yo bro! I just popped my shoulder!

by LocalIris November 11, 2020

Chewing on his shoulder

Chewing on his shoulder

Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds for hours.

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Chewing on his shoulder

When a person indulges too much crystal meth which causes their jaw to involuntarily move resembling the act of trying to get his shoulder into his mouth.

Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020