the sense not sensing

When something is just not making any sense

Person 1: "You know when the frog ate the oxygen and the water became wet from mango?"
Person 2: "The sense not sensing"

by NIGGA PICKLE April 5, 2022

10th sense

Something that you think is true but can't be sure about it

Your 10th sense is telling you, your spouse might be cheating on you.

by pseudonym ideas June 16, 2018

somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed

the most beautiful line ever written

“taylor swift is shit” - npc
“somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god

“nevermind”

by taylor’s left toe November 27, 2022

stalker sense

staw-ker sens verb: being able to feel the person you have an obsession over enter a room, building or area without confirmation from the other senses.

Robert knew Stacy was in the football stadium using his stalker sense, despite not previously knowing she was going to be there.

by Blknight920 May 13, 2014

Sense-ful

Having plenty of sense. Full of sense

I am a sense-ful person.
You aren't being very sense-tul right now.

by Sense-ful.guy December 18, 2023

teen common sense

This is what adults use when they think they are supposedly smart.

I'm giving a word an extra prefix because why the fuck not? It'll make me sound smarter.

"I hate teens who use teen common sense, unlike normal common sense."

by Coalizee September 18, 2019

Common sense isn't so common

(phrase / life observation / savage truth)

A brutally honest way to say that just because something seems obvious, most people will still find a way to mess it up. Perfect for moments when humanity disappoints you, usually in public or online.

Used when:

Someone does something completely avoidable or facepalm-worthy.

You realize society collectively skipped the “how to adult” manual.

You want to sound smart while judging idiots.

Meaning: Humans often act in ways that defy logic, and that’s on them.

Synonyms: “Apparently, this is optional,” “Logic is rare,” “Humanity, why?”

Examples of contexts in which common sense isn't so common:

Coworker: “I put metal in the microwave.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Friend: “I just walked into traffic because I was texting.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Internet comment section: literally anything ever.

by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025