Nikeotomy

The procedure a doctor says you need after waiting over at-least 10 hours inline for a store to open that is selling new limited edition nike shoes.

"I just waited in line for 18 hours for the new Air Jordans ....The doctor says i "need a "Nikeotomy".

by Dave Leverton aka "tron" March 1, 2008

Niko

He is a really really cute boy that goes to Valley Center Middle School and I only went out with him for only a week

Niko was an amazing boyfriend to me. I miss him. 😩

by Blue Girl 051005 March 23, 2017

Nike

The shoe company that was made famous by Pre. not MJ. The shoes uses a waffel cone tech that gives it a light but very soft feel. Nike also makes the worlds best Running shoes.

hey thoes are the best shoes on the market. Are they nikes?

by Runner December 16, 2006

nikheel

Small, fatty dark and hairy slut. They normally live in the forest.

Beware of the nikheel!

by wilson25 September 3, 2013

Niko

An arrogant douche bag with terrible athletes foot and a small and inoperable prick. Also, more likely than not, a closet homosexual. Generally found to be tolerable at first, under careful scientific scrutiny, has been found to lower IQ and severely impede intelligible conversation. While it is well known that most self destruct when they reach prime in high school, the survivors tend to go on to make life miserable for those around them. Often found slumming around bars, slicking back their greasy hippy hair, and generally reeking of Ed Hardy, Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, and failure, they are well known to crash cars on icy bridges for attention. Additionally, as they are both manically suicidal and terrible drivers, it is important to note that, should you ever have the misfortune of meeting one, it is recommended that you either commit Seppuku, or risk being contaminated by a severe case of athletes foot, paranoid fantasies of a world government, and ultimately a fatal case of self entitlement/worth. Additionally, should one ever encounter such a specimen, it is of the utmost importance to bathe regularly and brush ones teeth. Those that have smoked Marijuana with him will understand how wretched it can be to be drawn into a conversation from which there is no end. For those, the only medical remedy is Seppuku.

"Holy shit, that guy is a total Niko."
"Douche doens't cover it. He's a Niko."
"They didn't just salt the earth, they Niko'd it."
"I wouldn't wish Niko upon those poor souls."
"If one more Niko shows up at this party, I'm going to kill myself."

by Betteroffdead August 22, 2011

Nike

What you say to someone who is being a pussy.When NIKE is said, you should automaticaly know "Just do it"

Kid's sitting there like a pussy with an egg in his hand, but he wont throw it.
Friend: Nike! God damn.

by JonnyC July 29, 2006

nike bikies

the term nike bikie is given to either a person of lebanese appearence that is affiliated with bikie gangs. they are fast taking over the amphetamine market in sydney.

the term also refers to a small gang forming on sydneys north shore, that has also begun to spread down to woolngong and and up towards lake maquarie. the gang have many rivals including a small gang calling themselves the black spades. they would appear to be little to no threat though. they earn theyre money through the sales of amphetamine and collecting tax from local store owners.

1. the nike bikies have taken over the whole sales of amphetamines in sydney.

2. the nike bikies should be feared.

3 black spades have lots of beef with the nike bikies

by sydney australian police. June 9, 2009