Nerd Jersey

A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the Guido with his hideously safety orange spray tan and their uber cool t shirt with a pop culture reference.

I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.

by RCorcio91 May 18, 2008

nerd accent

noun. a term describing speech patterns of individuals who frequently pronounce words incorrectly due to the fact that they read more often than they speak.

"This girl says ans-wer instead of an-ser. She totally has a nerd accent.

by vomitacious March 23, 2011

Nerd

An oppressed genius.

I`m a Nerd myself because i am very intelligent which is exactly why people always oppress,harass and refuse me.And why?Because they are envious and they claim my ideas are too complex.

by Omar Afifi March 18, 2007

nerdaphernalia

Any object or gadget that would immediately mark a person as being a nerd.

I knew Steve wasn't a jock, his room was full of nerdaphernalia.

by Bo0m5l4ng November 29, 2009

Nerdacon

A place where nerds gather to do nerd things. ie: Magic, D&D, Yu-gi-oh, Pokemon, etc.

My husband Don goes to nerdacon twice a week.

by kiki_ugabuga September 6, 2013

nerd load

indicates three or more pens in the breast pocket of one's shirt

If you need a pen go to Andy; he's always rocking a nerd load.

by J. A. S. May 15, 2007

nerd line

A crease in your stomach that develops from sitting down at the computer constantly

"Paul is hot and sexy, but he has a major nerd line"

by Torage June 22, 2008