myspace 

Something I wish would go away.

Specific: A database of everyone that does not deserve to exist.

Several of the O.C. characters have their own profiles on MySpace. Some myspace users have gone beyond not deserving to exist, and instead, do not exist in the first place.

myspace by lloopylydia September 5, 2005

Myspace whore 

Someone who claims to have 'lots of friends' and a 'busy social life' yet manages to log on to Myspace for at least five hours a day. They must have 394504659 friends or else LOL. They blog about everything from the MCR gig they attended to the fact they lost their eyeliner. They dream of logging on and seeing NEW COMMENTS! NEW PIC COMMENTS! NEW FRIEND REQUESTS! Etc, etc. They take a million pictures every day and choose the two most flattering and normally up the contrast to hide their spotty skin and add some shitty emo caption underneath to make themselves look 'creative'. In most pictures they are pouting and not wearing a lot. In others they're at some HxC gig with a bottle of beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other despite the fact they claim to be STRAIGHTxEDGE. They post bulletins every .576553645 seconds saying things like: 'comment my new pics BIATCHES! ILY! Kthanxbi.' Be warned that no scenesters or Myspace whores look anything like their pics in real life! LOL!

TiaTERROR is such a myspace whore.

Myspace whore by 4444 August 12, 2007

Myspace Picture

A myspace picture is one that is not necessarily of a high or low quality, but was taken specifically to be posted on one's online interweb profile (myspace, facebook). Generally this picture is taken at a wild obscure angle, in a top of head to chest pose, or in a bathroom mirror. This picture is also usually depicting a person that is sad, emo, seductive, completely blank faced, or is having a giant unreal smile. This is different from a myspace photo, which is mostly about greasy hair and the need for people for to

I love ur new myspace picture.
Thanx! I'm gonna take a new one right now!
k...
Oh man it is posted LOL. COMMENT on it PLZ (myspace comment)
Is this the exact same picture?
No it's a brand new one!
Oh... hawt!

UR new pic is zooo amazing! You are the cuitest evar.

Myspace Picture by circuspunk January 28, 2006

Myspace Tom 

1. A guy who goes around looking at myspace profiles and reporting people so that they get deleted.

2. The guy who actually deletes them.

1. Because of Daniel's lack of friends, he has extra time each day to hunt down underage myspace users and report them. Daniel is a myspace tom.

2. I didn't do anything wrong and my myspace got deleted. Thanks alot, Tom!

Myspace Tom by clockwrist August 22, 2008

myspace whore 

a fucktard that sits at their computer all night looking at myspace and trying to make virtual friends because they hae none

sam and tim are such myspace whores

myspace whore by totalltruestory September 23, 2006

myspace tom 

TOMMY BOI!!!

The In-famous nerd that created myspace...he has wayy too much time on his hands....

Myspace--A Place for friends

Well I got news for u myspace TOm....I aint YOUR friend not now,not ever!!!

sorry

myspace tom by Skylar Renee August 17, 2006

myspace 

a place for 3 kinds of people:

1. normal people who use it for talking to people they know or meeting new people that they only know of but would like to get to know.

2. myspace whores.. the people you see online 24/7 with hundreds of friends that they dont even know. they have half naked angled pics of themselves in the bathroom claiming to be ugly.

3. sick people... phedofiles or cronic masturbaters that lie about their age and only wish that younger elementary school kids know about the site.

normal kid: 'myspace is just a tool to talk to or meet people, like a phone or email'

myspace whore: 'myspace?.....ohhhhh you mean LIFE"

phedofile: 'thank god for myspace'

myspace by me..the original November 26, 2006