Landon

This dude will probably cum in your eye . Overall they're a decent person, don't mess with them unless you want your head up their ass

He's sure a "landon"

by Datbish.. October 30, 2020

Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Landon

A name

Hi, Landon

by REEERTTTRE August 7, 2023

landon

A big fat simp

Who's that guy always shirt chasing?
Oh that's just landon

by Sasha Nitz April 25, 2020

Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025

Landon

The creepiest and most disgusting person you will ever meet fakest to themselves most likely has faces made of skin in his backpack and is a total twink

Dude 1: dude that is what I call doing a Landon.
Dude 2: Bro that was the dahmer show.

by Mr.soul June 5, 2024

Landon

Landon is an annoying mf he may stalk you (Follow you everywhere) he is also very emotional don’t ever date a Landon bc they are weird asf and ugly asf and they also talk a lot of shit and they are really bad at sports😬

Ew is that Landon he’s annoying

by Jaylzzze October 29, 2019