the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012
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Get the Kitten Bah mug.A party of usually three kittens. They generally believe they run the world. They use their tricks and cuteness to drive people into submission and slavery. Individually, they may be referred to as a "bitch kitten."
They may drink too much at times and they have the ability to manipulate people on command.
However, they tend to be the life of the party. Generally, they have a strong influence on other people's decision.
They may drink too much at times and they have the ability to manipulate people on command.
However, they tend to be the life of the party. Generally, they have a strong influence on other people's decision.
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Get the Kitten Love mug.kitten lizzy is the cutest person ever! they make you feel like you’re special and much more it’s the cutest thing. they’ll do everything to make you happy and it rlly is cute 😊! kitten lizzy makes everything 10x better. if you have someone called kitten lizzy make sure to never ever let go of them no matter how hard it gets because you’ll regret it more than anything. kitten lizzy is also the most genuine person and the prettiest person you’ll ever meet <3 kitten lizzy is worth everything to die for. i personally let go kitten lizzy and i’d do anything to go back to that day i’d change everything because letting kitten lizzy go was the most dumbest decision i ever made, and i’d do ANYTHING i mean ANYTHING to go back to when they were mine. anyways the morale is if you have a kitten lizzy be great full and don’t take any moment for granted.
by iheartpeanutt July 11, 2021
Get the kitten lizzy mug.A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.
"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"
"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
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