Keyontie is sexc thick and she can dance her thighs are thicker then thick she can sing dance fight and can dress and the best thing about her is she speak her mind and don't care who don't like it ...
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by Keyontie June 17, 2018
Get the keyontie mug.When a person digitally prints something particularly slanderous, hurtful, or otherwise cruel, typically through some form of social media. The person creating the content would never ever repeat the same words to the face of their target, as they are fully aware that the words are hurtful.
Example 1:
Stacy: Dan, why are you really breaking up with me?
Dan: I'm just not as attracted to you as I would like to be. You deserve better.
Dan's social media post: Finally got rid of that sack of potatoes Stacy. She tried to ask why at broke up! Hmm, do I start with your stank vag, or the toe hair? Maybe if she didn't blast ass so much in the middle of the night I could've salvaged it. Anyway going to the club tonight, HMU if you can be my DD.
Comment 1: Wow bru going to the club already? No need to talk about Stacy like that though
Comment 2: Yeah Dan, I bet that's not the answer your gave her anyway. No need to get all keyboard cruel cause you newly single and horny.
Example 2:
Troy's social media post: So tired of Black Lives Matter! I'm just saying if you'd invest a few dollars in your car so the cops can't have a reason to pull you over it would cut crime by 50%. Leaving your weed at home doesn't hurt either. Or just go home, whatever works.
Comment 1: Troy, don't start getting all keyboard cruel. I dare you to say that to the face any one of the 10 of the black people that are listed as your friends
Comment 2: Make that 0
Stacy: Dan, why are you really breaking up with me?
Dan: I'm just not as attracted to you as I would like to be. You deserve better.
Dan's social media post: Finally got rid of that sack of potatoes Stacy. She tried to ask why at broke up! Hmm, do I start with your stank vag, or the toe hair? Maybe if she didn't blast ass so much in the middle of the night I could've salvaged it. Anyway going to the club tonight, HMU if you can be my DD.
Comment 1: Wow bru going to the club already? No need to talk about Stacy like that though
Comment 2: Yeah Dan, I bet that's not the answer your gave her anyway. No need to get all keyboard cruel cause you newly single and horny.
Example 2:
Troy's social media post: So tired of Black Lives Matter! I'm just saying if you'd invest a few dollars in your car so the cops can't have a reason to pull you over it would cut crime by 50%. Leaving your weed at home doesn't hurt either. Or just go home, whatever works.
Comment 1: Troy, don't start getting all keyboard cruel. I dare you to say that to the face any one of the 10 of the black people that are listed as your friends
Comment 2: Make that 0
by MaJitters July 26, 2017
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A keyboard scientist is someone who comments or remarks (usually on a YouTube video or Reddit thread) about a scientific matter as well as sharing their 'scientific' opinion trying to look knowledgable while knowing very little about the matter in hand (usually for attention).
<replying to a video about vegans>
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.
BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.
BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.
by Pranav_2004 August 18, 2017
Get the Keyboard scientist mug."I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"
by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017
Get the Keyboard Kids mug.A person or persons who like to post on social media about other people's physical flaws while completely disregarding their own, and hide behind the anonymity of the internet to feel safe enough to say things they would never dream to say to others in person.
by Essie123 August 16, 2018
Get the Keyboard Supermodel mug.An amazing funny talented girl. Who loves to dance with friends. Kinda likes school but still passes. She is awesome!!!
by The searcher gurl!!!😁👍💜 January 18, 2019
Get the Keyora mug.IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.
Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)
by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019
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