I heard Brenda went to that new taqueria on Cinco de Mayo and got a Six-Fingered Jose after a pitcher of margaritas.
by John Boova III August 23, 2022
by Big_dick_nick_69 February 05, 2019
Jose confessed to Bella on February 6, 2023. It was the end of the fourth period, Bella already suspected Jose was going to confess to her. All her friends were so excited for him to confess to her. When the whistle rang Bella thought Jose wouldn't say anything since it was the end of the period . BUTTT Jose came up to Bella with his friends and fumbled with his fingers and he clearly looked nervous. Bella was not surprised about what was going on but her friend Chloe was choking her so hard out of excitement, Bella then pushed her off and looked at Jose. Jose sighed and then mumbled "Do you want to go to the valentines dance with me?" Everyone started screaming especially Chloe, Bella didn't even answer his question yet. But Jose took it as a yes and walked away with his friend hyping him up. Bella was blushing so hard that she looked like a tomato. Her friends were hyping her up also and teased her about it. One of her friends Crystal even recorded it.
by cupidfantasy February 06, 2023
When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
by SnatchPlower March 27, 2016
Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
1. The one asshole in the crowd who stands out and even other assholes think he's an asshole. A Jose Santiago has superb nay-sayer skills and can drive any conversation negatively within seconds, he will also pout and storm out of the room like a two year old if he doesn't get his way.
2. An Asshole
3. Someone that as a kid got beat up numerous times and possibly corn holed in school by bigger kids (which was all of them). Now as a big boy he takes these repressed feelings and shares them with everyone in the form of being an A-HOLE.
2. An Asshole
3. Someone that as a kid got beat up numerous times and possibly corn holed in school by bigger kids (which was all of them). Now as a big boy he takes these repressed feelings and shares them with everyone in the form of being an A-HOLE.
1. What a Jose Busdriver Santiago that guy is, if its not his idea he will do his best to shoot the idea down.
2. Two men walk into a meeting
Joe: Ok the man in the black is on our side for this meeting
John: Great
Joe: The asshole in the corner in red is the Jose Busdriver Santiago
John: Yup there are Jose Busdriver Santiago's everywhere
2. Two men walk into a meeting
Joe: Ok the man in the black is on our side for this meeting
John: Great
Joe: The asshole in the corner in red is the Jose Busdriver Santiago
John: Yup there are Jose Busdriver Santiago's everywhere
by thisguyrocks July 11, 2011
One of the 10 original Major League Soccer Teams in 1996. They won the first ever MLS game against the D.C. United off Eric Wynalda's goal in the 88th minute off a Ben Iroha pass.
San Jose had a horrible first few seasons namely 1997-2000. Despite having some great players in those years they couldn't pull it together.
San Jose 97-99 were known as the New England Revolution Stock Room. Robert Kraft would use the Clash as a stock holding room for talent he wanted on his big boy club the New England Revolution, who also had little success.
In 2006, MLS Fucked San Jose in the ass and moved the team to Houston. (HAHA FUCK YOU SAN JOSE).
The first season they were in Houston, the team won a championship, only to win it again in 2007.
San Jose Fans have continued to whine to this day, despite being given a team again in 2008.
On the BigSoccer forums, the Earthquakes sub-forum is notorious for being one of the biggest crybaby fests. They constantly bitch about players, coaching decisions, the Houston Dynamo and everything under the sun. Moderators KMJVet thinks he's a bad ass but he couldnt mod his way out of a paper bag. LA Fans hate Quakes Fans. San Jose fans were whining even when they had there original team.
In other words, FUCK YOU SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES, HOUSTON & AEG RAPED YOU OF YOUR TEAM.
San Jose had a horrible first few seasons namely 1997-2000. Despite having some great players in those years they couldn't pull it together.
San Jose 97-99 were known as the New England Revolution Stock Room. Robert Kraft would use the Clash as a stock holding room for talent he wanted on his big boy club the New England Revolution, who also had little success.
In 2006, MLS Fucked San Jose in the ass and moved the team to Houston. (HAHA FUCK YOU SAN JOSE).
The first season they were in Houston, the team won a championship, only to win it again in 2007.
San Jose Fans have continued to whine to this day, despite being given a team again in 2008.
On the BigSoccer forums, the Earthquakes sub-forum is notorious for being one of the biggest crybaby fests. They constantly bitch about players, coaching decisions, the Houston Dynamo and everything under the sun. Moderators KMJVet thinks he's a bad ass but he couldnt mod his way out of a paper bag. LA Fans hate Quakes Fans. San Jose fans were whining even when they had there original team.
In other words, FUCK YOU SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES, HOUSTON & AEG RAPED YOU OF YOUR TEAM.
San Jose Earthquakes are the greatest team in Major LEague Soccer History... yeah right
Don Garber: I hated San Jose Earthquakes, I wish we never gave them a team back.
All Houston Fans: HAHA! We stole your team. The San Jose Earthquakes.
The Ultras Support Group are a bunch of losers just like the San Jose Earthquakes. Riot Squad Bitch!
Don Garber: I hated San Jose Earthquakes, I wish we never gave them a team back.
All Houston Fans: HAHA! We stole your team. The San Jose Earthquakes.
The Ultras Support Group are a bunch of losers just like the San Jose Earthquakes. Riot Squad Bitch!
by DynamoFanTexasArmyMember November 30, 2009