Your partner lays down on their stomach as you cum buckets all down the back of their head to make it seem like they have white dreadlocks.
My girlfriend was out in our backyard tanning and i suddenly snuck up on her and gave a good ol' jamaican tanning bed.
by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011
Get the Jamaican Tanning Bed mug.Jamaica (/dʒəˈmeɪkə/ (About this soundlisten)) is an island country situated in the Caribbean Sea. Spanning 10,990 square kilometres (4,240 sq mi) in area, it is the third-largest island of the Greater Antilles and the Caribbean (after Cuba and Hispaniola).11 Jamaica lies about 145 kilometres (90 mi) south of Cuba, and 191 kilometres (119 mi) west of Hispaniola (the island containing the countries of Haiti and the Dominican Republic); the British Overseas Territory of the Cayman Islands lies some 215 kilometres (134 mi) to the north-west.
Jamaica
Flag of Jamaica
Flag
Coat of arms of Jamaica
Coat of arms
Motto: "Out of Many, One People"
Anthem: "Jamaica, Land We Love"
Royal anthem: "God Save the Queen"
Location of Jamaica
Capital
and largest city
Kingston
17°58′17″N 76°47′35″W
Official languages
English
National language
Jamaican Patois (de facto)
Ethnic groups (20113)
92.1% Afro-Jamaicans
(incl. 25% mixed Irish Jamaican)12
6.1% Mixed
0.8% Indian
0.4% Other
0.7% Unspecified
Religion
68.9% Christian4
21.3% None
6.5% Other
(including African diaspora religions, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhism, and Jews)
2.3% Not stated
1.1% Rastafarian
Demonym(s)
Jamaican
Government
Jamaica
Flag of Jamaica
Flag
Coat of arms of Jamaica
Coat of arms
Motto: "Out of Many, One People"
Anthem: "Jamaica, Land We Love"
Royal anthem: "God Save the Queen"
Location of Jamaica
Capital
and largest city
Kingston
17°58′17″N 76°47′35″W
Official languages
English
National language
Jamaican Patois (de facto)
Ethnic groups (20113)
92.1% Afro-Jamaicans
(incl. 25% mixed Irish Jamaican)12
6.1% Mixed
0.8% Indian
0.4% Other
0.7% Unspecified
Religion
68.9% Christian4
21.3% None
6.5% Other
(including African diaspora religions, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhism, and Jews)
2.3% Not stated
1.1% Rastafarian
Demonym(s)
Jamaican
Government
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"Jamaican" is a general term used to describe Afro-Caribbean people who are from (but are not limited to) Antigua, Barbuda, Barbados, Colombia, Bahamas, Dominica, Guadalupe, Grenada, Jamaica, Saint Lucia, or the Caicos Islands.
Director of "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl," Gore Verbinski, even said in an interview with Forbes that he wanted to name the film "Pirates of the Jamaican Islands," but the film's marketing team thought this offensive because of Johnny Depp's mother, who died when her cruise ship crashed in Nassau, Bahamas.
Director of "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl," Gore Verbinski, even said in an interview with Forbes that he wanted to name the film "Pirates of the Jamaican Islands," but the film's marketing team thought this offensive because of Johnny Depp's mother, who died when her cruise ship crashed in Nassau, Bahamas.
Steve: "Man, I heard that black guy is from the Caribbean."
Stephanie: "Yeah, he's definitely Jamaican."
Stephanie: "Yeah, he's definitely Jamaican."
by evertön October 1, 2019
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Get the jamaican sunburn mug.A move demonstrated during sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates on his partners face, throws bleached pubic hairs in the semen (Angry Gorilla) and proceeds to defecate on their head symbolizing a polar bear with dreadlocks. Works best when the male has diarrhea. Used as either a breakup tactic, revenge tactic or a fetish act.
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Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017
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